Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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