are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
wow bdsm is so cute
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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