Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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