Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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