Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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