gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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