Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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