I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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