yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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