love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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