If that was your dad, he is hot
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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