talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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