I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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