She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
