My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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