YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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