is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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