I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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