Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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