Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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