whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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