Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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