is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Pants are for mortals
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
This toilet bowl is my home.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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