so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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