Having a random hookup so left but love u
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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