Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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