Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
there is glitter all over my balls
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