whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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