i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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