I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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