Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Randomize
