There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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