How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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