OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
