My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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