This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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