Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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