Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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