He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
