ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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