I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just google imaged poop.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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