I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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