What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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