Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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