Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You can't just leave with hair like that
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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