Where is the hickey?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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