I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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