wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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