I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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