whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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