chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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