jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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