Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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