I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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