So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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