there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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