I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I am one with the molecules
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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