Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
